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The Creative Department, an award winning advertising and interactive agency based in Cincinnati, is seeking an astro-developer/psychonaut to help guide our organization through the wormhole that will be opening up in our collective consciousness in 2012. The ideal candidate will own his or her own iPants (minimum 100 PBps Up/Down WiSpace teleport rate) and have experience with MVC and event-driven frameworks such as PHP on Symfony, Flex on Cairngorm, and Poopal on Drupal. Ability to transport 3-way chili and chip wheelies into a timeless higher dimension via a series of tubes is appreciated, but not required.
Requirements
- Hands-on knowledge of cross-platform, transdimensional web development.
- Proficiency with Ruby, Rails, Ruby on Rails, XHTML, XML, XM Radio, AJAX, JavaScript, HTTP, Python, Anaconda, RSS, PERL, web services, APIs, Flash, Drupal, Django, Dingo, Bingo, CSS 8.0, and Deuce 2.0.
- Ability to multi-task in a time loop.
- Excellent oral and written communication skills.
- Fluency in several languages, including, but not limited to: English, Parsi, Binary, and Boötes Dwarf.
- Ability to interface with all levels within the organization, regardless of position on time-space continuum.
- Strong analytical and problem-solving skills.
- MUST BE A TEAM PLAYER.
Benefits
- Unlimited wormhole access.
- No Pants Mondays.
- Prominent placement on the Wall of Hair.
- Bizarro World cornhole tournaments.
- Fridge well-stocked with Hudy Delight, Chech'tluth, and Lean Cuisine.
- Autographed copy of Rush's Caress of Steel.
Return to Life As We Know It
Salary
Three dimensional candidates only please - NO RELOCATION REIMBURSEMENT AVAILABLE FOR THIS POSITION.
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